WARNING: This post might give you the heebie-jeebies.
8:00 P.M.: David and I are sitting on the couch, watching some stupid TV show, both so sleepy for some reason we can barely keep our eyes open.
8:45 P.M.: I see something dark moving around inside the kitchen light fixture. As much as I hate bugs, I really hope it’s just a big bug. No, David says, that would be a mouse. Adrenaline rush follows; sleepiness disappears.
8:46 P.M.: I make the wise decision that this event definitely needs to be documented on camera.
9:15 P.M.: Still formulating a plan, after dismissing several ideas. The only way to get the little sucker out of there is to take the cover off the light, which runs the risk of the mouse jumping out and getting who-knows-where in the house. That definitely won’t work. After all, we’d like to go to bed at some point tonight. Maybe.
9:30 P.M.: Plan formulated; mouse-catching contraption begins to be erected:
9:45 P.M.: We give Sasha a rawhide chew and shut her in the bedroom, just in case this doesn’t work. She’s now oblivious to what’s going on.
9:47 P.M.: We both get up on a stepladder at each end of the light fixture. We take the cover off (through the plastic bags), tilt it down towards David’s end (isn’t he gallant?) and the mouse slides into the trash bags. Good job, David!
9:48 P.M. David twists up the trash bag and is about to cut it off with scissors; I say, “Don’t you want a twist-tie first?”
9:55 P.M.: David rolls the big green trash can (with mouse inside) out to the curb a day early. He’s not about to take any chances.
10:55 P.M.: I’m almost ready to go to bed; David is still sitting on the couch, occasionally letting out involuntary shudders.
11:37 P.M. (I think): David finally comes to bed.
A final interesting note: It just so happens that today is the Chinese New Year, and it is the year of the rat. Coincidence? I think not.